friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
When youre eating at olive garden with your family and your parents start coming at you about your grades
It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”
This owl is so beautiful??????!!
This owl is prettier than most people
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
Shifty eyes >.> <,< :D